COVID-19 (AKA "coronavirus," AKA "corona," AKA "'rona," AKA "🎶My Corona🎶") ramped up in South Korea just before Valentine's Day, so I guess we really should've been asking people, "Will you be my quarantine?" At this point, everyone is probably sick of hearing about COVID-19, especially since it's even been going viral online. And yet, here we are. In a recent post, I pulled out my medicine-sized soapbox about taking every opportunity to learn something . I'll take this mo