Panning for Craigslist Gold

I have a confession: My guilty pleasure is panning for gold through Craigslist. Every several months or so, I like to rake through the forums and see what gems pop up.

Looking for a laugh? Enjoy!

Too bad there's not another website to search for things on the internet.

I was following up until he mentioned his "alien tech," and just...how can we be so ungrateful for this guy's alien tech??

Is he reading too much into it? Who nose--I mean, toes?

Sometimes you've gotta love a try-hard.

Just lol. This reminds me of the chain emails that used to go around in the early 2000s.

More love in a pandemic

I just love the exciting level of crazy here, even if I have no idea what's going on.

This is the most South Florida text I've ever read in my life.

Ew, but at least he knows he needs to talk $?

Whenever I want to patronize someone, I'm totally gonna use that phrase, "my little puppies."

Awww. Pandemic romance.

Dramatic poetry

Can't say he doesn't accept her flaws!

I'm not unconvinced that this guy isn't a werewolf.